your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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