why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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