Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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