she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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