Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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