you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I still have a little drunk in my system
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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