I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I want to make a zoo with you.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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