Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Welp...herpes.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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