So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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