PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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