Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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