What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
COCAINE IS GR8
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