I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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