i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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