I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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