He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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