you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
foreskin is a definite game changer
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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