haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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