so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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