I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ladies don't puke and tell
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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