love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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