Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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