he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Do vagina's smell?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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