at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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