was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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