Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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