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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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