Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Terrible idea I love it
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