fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
