lets start a swedish sibling band together
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
