I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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