Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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