i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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