The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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