im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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