Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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