all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?