My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle