wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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