so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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