i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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