i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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