in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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