He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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