we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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