these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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