oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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