I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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