He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm at about main and main street
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Randomize
