my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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