I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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