That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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