Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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