If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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