Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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