Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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