David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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